| someone: | have you seen this movie? |
| me: | no, but i've seen gifs |
(Source: danhowls)
(Source: dahowell)
If you don’t love British tv you’re wrong.
I don’t even think acting was required.
(Source: raisedsherlockfromperdition)
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
rumble spheres
(Source: shalrath)
“Sherlock! Will you look at you! The Best Man on the big day!”
“Doctor. Looking younger again, I see. Well, I say younger… I’m sure John will be glad you could make it to the wedding reception if not the wedding itself.”
“You know me. I never miss the dancing.”
“Indeed. Well, then, shall we?”
“Ah, Sherlock, I thought you’d never ask!”
“Don’t be coy, Doctor. I expect that, in your timeline, you’ve danced with me at this wedding three times by now.”
“Welllll, all right, yes. Four times, actually. Ready for number five?”
“Of course. You may have as many dances as you wish tonight. Just not the last one.”
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| Me: | gets nervous a year before a planned event |
I was born at an incredibly young age
